01
Energy
He Already Owns The World
People keep asking who's going to run things. He already does. No transition period — nobody has ever had a smoother transition. It's already his.
★ Officially running ★
Andrey Boridko is a cool guy who owns the world.
And in 2028, he's running for President.
Believe me. He already runs the world — now he wants the job that goes with it. People come up to him, big people, strong people, tears in their eyes, and say, "Sir, please run." So he's running. Make the World Boridko Again.
Status
Candidate, 2028
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The platform
Four Promises. All Kept.
A platform so strong, other candidates have stopped reading it. Here's what he's standing on.
02
Coolness
Off The Charts, Permanently
Scientists, generals, very smart people — they all agree. Nobody has ever seen cool like this. Records were broken. Several of them, actually.
03
Taste
Solid Gold, Literally
Everything he touches turns to gold. Beautiful gold. The best gold. Other candidates try it — they fail. Sad!
04
Winning
Nonstop, Some Say Endlessly
He wins so much that people beg him to stop winning. He can't. It's physically impossible. The winning continues whether you like it or not.
50
States, all of them
2028
The year it happens
1
Cool guy. There's only one.
0
Losses. Ever.
The message
The Ad. Watch It. Everybody Is.
Ten seconds of pure winning, filmed at night, in gold. They said it couldn't be done. It was done. Tremendously. The views are — and people are saying this — the biggest views ever recorded.
★ Paid for by nobody — it was that good ★
Campaign trail
The World, Which He Owns
Here he is inspecting the property — the same property he's offering to run from the top. Grand Canyon: his. The clouds: his. Everything.
What People Are Saying
"He's the coolest guy I've ever met, and I've met everybody."
"The world? He owns it. Fantastic ownership. Perfect, actually."
"He'll make the world great again. Honestly — he already did."
On the road
Rally Schedule
Fifty states, and he's already been to all of them — he owns them. Dates announced soon. Big crowds. The biggest, some say.
The campaign needs you
Make the World Boridko Again
Sign up. Endorse him. It's the right thing to do, and everybody's doing it.
★ Vote Boridko ★ 2028 ★